JoAnn Bassett - Islands of Aloha 07 - Moloka'i Lullaby Read online

  “What’d you say?” he said.

  She repeated her breakfast order in a slower, louder voice.

  He continued to stare, and I broke in. “Lono, would you do me a favor and ask someone from the kitchen to come out here? Amanda would like to have breakfast before we leave.”

  He slowly shook his head, but then he turned and went up the walkway to the house.

  “Lono’s the caretaker,” I said. “He doesn’t work in the kitchen.”

  “He’s the caretaker? Well, he sure isn’t taking very good care of me.”

  ***

  Amanda played with her food for almost twenty minutes before I could convince her we absolutely had to leave for the airport to meet the tour guide. I was a bit concerned about being late, but we were in Hawaii. A half-hour here or there isn’t usually cause for a hissy fit.

  Amanda told me our tour guide was named “Tim.” I asked at the airport information desk if the guy knew “Tim,” and was answered with a squint.

  “We got no ‘Tim’ around here,” he said. “Sorry.”

  The information guy was tiny and bald, with oddly-shaped ears and a nut-brown complexion. He could’ve worked as a body double for Yoda in the Star Wars movies.

  I went back over to where Amanda was standing to see if she had any paperwork from the tour company. She rummaged in her voluminous Hermés handbag and came out with a colored flyer.

  “I got this brochure at the airport in Maui,” she said. She’d pronounced the word “bro-chure,” with a hard “ch,” like in “teacher.” Locals are often accused of mangling the Queen’s English, but I’ve heard just as many malapropisms and twisted pronunciations out of the mouths of visitors as local people.

  I scanned the brochure and found the proprietor’s name: Timo.

  I walked back over to the Yoda guy. “We’re looking for Timo,” I said. “From Friendly Isle Excursions.”

  “Oh, sure,” he said. “He right over there, eh?” He pointed to a guy who could’ve been Lono’s twin standing near the arrival doors. He was on his cell phone.

  “That’s him?” Amanda muttered to me, as we crossed the linoleum floor. “See why I made you come along? That guy’s scary. Like he’d love nothing better than to take me out in the woods somewhere and—”

  I didn’t let her finish.

  “Let’s get going,” I said. “We’re late.”

  Judging from Timo’s forlorn expression as we made our way toward him, he was not looking forward to taking Amanda anywhere. He narrowed his eyes as we got closer, apparently pondering the prospect of taking two young haole women—one of them in strappy four-inch heels—out sightseeing all day. He’d probably hoped to score a middle-aged couple from Nebraska, in sensible sneakers and L.L. Bean sunhats. He’d looked forward to spending the day with people who’d ask intelligent questions about the flora and fauna of Moloka’i, and who would, at the end of the day, grace him with a generous tip and then gush about his tour company on TripAdvisor.

  We, on the other hand, probably looked like two squabbling step-sisters—one high-maintenance, the other barely able to pay her rent. He no doubt figured we’d signed up for a tour of the island to keep from scratching each other’s eyes out over who’d be the first to bitch on Facebook about how bored we both were on Moloka’i.

  I decided to clear things up right away.

  “Aloha, I’m Pali Moon,” I said. I stuck out my hand. “I’m a wedding planner from Maui. I have a client here who’s getting married on your beautiful island, and she’s excited to see all the wonderful sights. I’ll be coming along to keep her company since her fiancé had to make a quick trip back to the mainland.”

  His face relaxed a bit. “Aloha. I’m Timo.”

  “Great,” I said. “Timo, this is Amanda. Amanda, Timo.” I hoped she might extend her hand or at least give a nod of greeting, but Amanda appeared to have strict rules regarding acknowledgment of subordinates.

  “Okay, then,” I said. “What do you have planned for us today?”

  “Well, the first part of your tour—the mule ride—leaves in twenty minutes, so we gotta haul ass,” he said. He smiled as if hoping we’d appreciate the pun.

  “The what?” said Amanda.

  “The mule ride to the Kaulapapa Settlement. You’re signed up for it. We need to leave right now to make it to the mule barn by—”

  Amanda broke in again. “Uh, wait a second. I need to make one thing perfectly clear. There will be no mule, there will be no barn. This must be my fiancé’s idea of a joke. Let me take a selfie with you to prove to Richard I showed up, but then I’m gonna call and tell him I’m going shopping instead.”

  She proceeded to hold up her phone and click off a couple of shots of the three of us.

  “Okay,” she said. “You two stay here while I make the call.” She flounced over to a wooden bench and plopped down, phone up to her ear.

  When she was out of earshot, Timo turned to me. “And people wonder why we’re not falling all over ourselves to get more tourists over here.”

  “Yeah,” I said. “Visitors. They’re kinda like cockroaches: once they take over, they’re tough to get rid of.”

  As soon as it was out of my mouth I regretted it. My business depended on visitors. It was my job to make sure they had a good time and left with a smile on their face and aloha in their hearts. And nearly all of the mainland clients I’d worked with were great people. Some had even become friends.

  But, every now and then, I run into someone who seriously makes me doubt why I chose to make my living dealing with people who view Hawaii as a kind of Disneyland, where they’re the guests and we’re simply “cast members.” I mean, there’s got to be a limit to the amount of rudeness and bad behavior one should have to put up with in their own back yard.

  Ironically, by the end of the day I’d bear witness to the story of a unique group of visitors who were not only decent and kind, but literally put their lives on the line for our island people. In some of the darkest years of Hawaii history, it was outsiders who came forward to practice the purest form of aloha.

  CHAPTER 13

  Amanda tossed her phone in her purse and trotted back to where Timo and I were waiting. She raised her shoulders in an exaggerated shrug and said, “Looks like I’ll be going after all.”

  Timo checked his watch. “Then we gotta make tracks. They need to leave on time in order to keep to the schedule. You guys were lucky to get on the ride today. It was St. Damien Day yesterday, so they were overbooked.”

  He helped each of us into the cab of his Toyota truck and got into the driver’s seat. “Sorry, but the A/C’s out. If you get too hot, you gotta roll down the window.”

  We pulled into the parking area of the mule barn just as the first riders were getting settled on their mules. Timo ran into the office and checked us in while one of the mule skinners sidled over to Amanda.

  “You going down the trail with us today?” he said, eying her from plunging neckline to stiletto heels. He was holding the reins of a brown, doe-eyed mule.

  “I guess,” she said. She lifted a nostril. “These horses sure stink, don’t they?”

  He sniffed and then looked off into the middle distance. “They’re mules. And to my way of thinking, they smell fine. At least they’re wearing sensible shoes.”

  Amanda narrowed her eyes. “Look, this wasn’t my idea. I don’t even want to be here.”

  I broke in. “I’m sorry we’re late. Do you have our mules ready? We had a little mix-up on the time.”

  “Yeah,” he said. “You’ll be on Ilikea.” He pointed to a rather scraggly ash-white mule standing at the far side of the corral.

  He nodded to Amanda and said, “And you’ll be going on Friendly here.” He patted the flank of the mule by his side.

  “Maybe the name will rub off,” he muttered.

  He instructed Amanda to climb the stairs to a wooden platform to mount Friendly. She did, and when the head mule skinner saw her shoes, he told her to
hang on, he’d be right back. He returned with a pair of mud-crusted sneakers that appeared a few sizes too large, but workable.

  “You must be joking,” Amanda said.

  “Nope. Can’t have you riding in those,” he said, pointing to her strappy sandals.

  She reluctantly swapped shoes, and climbed onto Friendly.

  While Amanda got situated, the lone female mule skinner led my mule over. Friendly had looked a lot more friendly than Ilikea. My mule had a twitchy-eyed bearing that gave me pause.

  “What does Ilikea mean?” I said.

  “It means ‘fair skinned.’ She looks kinda worse for wear, but she knows the trail like the back of your hand. She’s our lead mule. Doesn’t like to follow.”

  We saddled up, and sure enough, Ilikea pushed her way past all the others to stand by the gate that opened to the road. The head mule skinner bellowed out the basics: stay forward in your saddle to distribute your weight, don’t lean away from the turns, and trust your mule. He explained we’d encounter twenty-six hairpin turns and each was marked so we’d be able to keep track of our progress.

  “Don’t worry. You’re perfectly safe. We’re descending a seventeen-hundred foot elevation drop in about three miles, so it gets pretty steep in places, but these mules aren’t suicidal. They do this every day. We’ve got twelve of you going down with us this morning and we promise we’ll make sure an even dozen of you comes back up this afternoon.”

  I looked back over my shoulder and tried to locate Friendly and Amanda. They were toward the back. Amanda’s mouth was set in a tight line. Even under her full-blown make-up, I could see her complexion had paled.

  “You okay, Amanda?” I called.

  She didn’t answer.

  “Amanda?”

  “Shut up,” she said. “Richard is so gonna pay for making me do this. I’ll make him regret every step this mule takes.”

  We headed off, the mules slowly clopping down a dirt trail that paralleled the road for a while before turning onto a wooded path. A metal guard gate blocked access to a narrow dirt road that led into dense foliage. I figured my mule would stop and wait for one of the skinners to open the gate, but Ilikea kept going, squeezing around to the right side. I had to grip the saddle horn to keep from getting knocked off by the tree branches hanging over the gate.

  “Is this okay?” I yelled to the closest mule skinner who was three mules back.

  “No problem,” he said. “She knows the way.”

  The trail was muddy from an earlier shower and, now and then, Ilikea slipped on the slick rocks embedded in the path. At the first turn, she stopped. I thought maybe she was waiting for instructions from me, so once again, I called back to the mule skinner.

  “Give her a kick,” he said. “She’s just messin’ with you. You need to show her who’s boss.”

  “Kick? You expect me to kick an animal who’s got my life in her hands? Or her hooves, or whatever.”

  He laughed. “Yeah. Like I said, they’re not suicidal. She’s not gonna jump off the trail or nuthin.’”

  “I’m not worried about suicide; I’m worried about murder. If I kick her, what’s to keep her from throwing me over the cliff?”

  Just then, a strangled scream echoed from somewhere far down the mule line.

  I turned to see what was going on. Ilikea snorted in derision and lurched forward. Once again, I had to grab the saddle horn to keep from tumbling off.

  “Keep going,” said the skinner behind me. “It’s okay; somebody just got a little spooked. Everything’s okay.”

  Ilikea made it to the third turn before halting again. The mule behind me also stopped, but after half a minute the second mule began nudging its way forward, pushing us closer to the cliff edge. We were poised at a turn that offered a breathtaking view of not only the entire Kalaupapa Peninsula, but also the sheer seventeen-hundred foot drop between here and there. As the second mule’s nose got about even with my stirrup, Ilikea stepped back, blocking the second mule’s head between her flank and the muddy hillside.

  “What should I do?” I said in a shaky voice. The mules were locked in a game of chicken, and I had a bad feeling neither of them was about to back down.

  “Show her who’s boss,” said the mule skinner. “She’s testing you to see what you’ll do.”

  “Okay, Ilikea,” I said using the most I’m-in-charge tone I could muster. “Let’s go. Now.” I gave her a half-hearted giddy-up kick.

  Nothing. The stand-off continued. The rider on the second mule joined me in attempting to “show the mule who’s boss,” but, as I’d suspected, her mule also stood firm. I could feel Mule #2 deliberately shifting its weight, nudging Ilikea’s sweaty midsection ever closer to the edge.

  After half a minute, the mule skinner whistled and yelled, “Ilikea, don’t make me come up there.”

  Ilikea twitched her ears. Then she took a step. Then another. The second mule dropped back and once again we were off down the trail.

  “No worries,” the skinner chortled after we’d gone a few steps. “Just a little mule drama. These animals are no different than snotty high school girls.”

  It went on like that for most of the ride down. Every third or fourth turn, Ilikea would halt to a dead stop; the mule behind us would nudge forward and try to pass, and the skinner would admonish me to get tough. But no matter what I said or did, Ilikea stood still as stone. Each time, the skinner would wait half-a-minute and then whistle and threaten, ending the stand-off.

  “This is really getting annoying,” I said as Ilikea halted at turn number fifteen.

  “You ever hear the saying, ‘stubborn as a mule?’” the skinner said. “Well, that girl you’re on wrote the book!”

  After three hours of gripping the reins and forcing myself to lean into turns with hundreds of feet of open air below, I wondered how Amanda was doing. Since that initial screech at the beginning of the ride, the other riders had been generally quiet, with only a smattering of low conversation now and then. It’d been impossible on the twisting, narrow path for me to look back far enough to see Amanda, and I’d been so preoccupied with keeping my own mule moving forward I’d almost forgotten she was back there.

  We reached switchback marker twenty-six and the trail abruptly switched from a steep, muddy trail to a wide sandy path along a pristine white sand beach. I blew out a breath. I felt like I’d worked almost as hard as the mule to get down the precipitous trail.

  Now that the trail had widened, I could turn and see the other riders behind me. But I couldn’t spot Amanda in the line. I began counting mules. With twelve riders and three skinners there should’ve been fifteen mules. I counted thirteen. Had she fallen back and hadn’t caught up? Was she okay?

  I called to the skinner. “I don’t see my friend. Did she fall behind?”

  He laughed. “She freaked. Tonya took her back topside right after we cleared the gate.”

  “She went back?” I said. My voice was so loud Ilikea twitched her ears and picked up her pace. “Is she okay?”

  “She’s fine. It happens sometimes. No biggie.” Apparently he didn’t want to discuss the trip’s washout in front of the other riders.

  We pulled into a beachside mule pen and I climbed down from Ilikea. I immediately pulled out my phone and called Amanda, but nothing happened. Then I looked at my phone. No bars whatsoever.

  “My phone isn’t working,” I said to one of the mule skinners.

  “Yeah, there’s no service down here,” he said. “If we have an emergency we need to use the satellite phone at the hospital.”

  “My friend turned back,” I said. “Can I go back up and find her?”

  “No can do,” said the skinner. “Unless you want to hike it. None of these mules will go without the others.”

  There was no way I’d be able to scramble up the steep three-mile cliff face on foot. I could only hope that Amanda had made it back to George’s safely and was lolling by the pool by now.

  After everyone had dismo
unted, we were told how we’d spend our time at the Kalaupapa Settlement. First, we’d have a bus tour of Kalaupapa and pay our respects at the grave of St. Marianne Cope. Then, we’d visit the small local Catholic Church and hear from the current priest about the history of Father Damien and the former leper colony. Finally, we’d take a short bus ride to the other side of the peninsula to see St. Damien’s grave and have a sack lunch. After lunch we’d come back, and get saddled up for the ride back to the top.

  “The ride up is easier than coming down,” said the skinner. I looked around at the other weary travelers and noticed I wasn’t the only one envying Amanda for bailing out. It’d already been a long day and it wasn’t even half over.

  ***

  Although the mule ride down the cliff face was challenging, it was nothing compared to the lives of the unfortunates who’d been exiled to Kalaupapa in the mid-1800’s. The first case of what was then called “leprosy” was documented in Hawaii in 1848. It was an incurable disease that ravaged the skin, muscles, and nervous system of its sufferers as they died a slow, painful death. There was no cure or treatment, and although it was known to be contagious, no one was sure how the disease was transmitted. By 1866, the Kingdom of Hawaii was in a panic. Week after week, new cases were reported and the need to do something became painfully apparent. But what?

  Separating the sick from the healthy seemed the only way. With a heavy heart, King Kamehameha V banished those suffering from leprosy to the most isolated place within a one-day sail from Honolulu—the Kalaupapa Peninsula on the island of Moloka’i. In the early years, the ships brought people to the Kalawao, or windward, side. When seas were high, which was most of the time, the sick people were dumped into the bay and left to make their way to shore on their own. If they made it to shore, things didn’t get much better. There was no housing, little food, and no functioning government. It was a traumatic experience for all, but even more harrowing for the women and young children who’d contracted the disease and were sent to Moloka’i to fend for themselves.

  In 1873, after seven years of horrific conditions at the colony, the eight-hundred exiles were joined by a young Catholic priest from Belgium, Father Damien. Father Damien brought help and hope to the people, improving conditions and encouraging the Church and the government of Hawaii to do more to ease the suffering at Kalaupapa.